I’ve always wondered why insurance companies reference to unexpected and terrible disasters as “acts of God.” I mean, really, God wanted this storm to knock trucks down off the bridges and for me to have my power go out for 36 hours! What would be his motive? And to blanket an area as large as California,… what did we all do to deserve that!?

   I prefer to think of this as what it really is, … an act of nature. Nature is the one you should be afraid of,… she’s the one with the cohones to really dole out the damage.

Thanks a lot mother nature!!!

$50 and 5 hours later